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True Breakup Line:
My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me is now sick and probably dying and wants me back and I can't say no.

I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
- Susie Loucks

My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
- Sarah Silverman

I went out to dinner with a Marine. He looked at me and said, “I could kill you in seven seconds.” I go, “I’ll just have toast then.”
- Margaret Smith

I asked this one girl out and she said, “You got a friend?” I said yes. She said, “Then go out with him.”
- Don Irreva

Here are the 10 best inspirational dating quotes from movies that are sure to lift the spirits of any single guy or gal. Action!


Best funny dating quotes

Best funny dating quotes